Thoughts on Trump’s re-election
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RALPH BURTON
My name is Ralph Burton. Pleased to meet you.
I'm a 28 year-old Horror Author from the UK. My biggest influences are H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe, Roald Dahl and Angela Carter. I like drinking coffee, having cats, and writing
I started writing in my first year of University.
Circa 2014
My first book was Eldritch Nights about a student who keeps a sea monster beneath her room. She must sacrifice a boy to it every week otherwise the Dark Creature will devour the entire world. The book was influenced by H.P. Lovecraft, #HeforShe, #GamerGate, and One Direction.
CELEBRATING THE TEN-YEAR ANNIVERARY OF ELDRITCH NIGHTS
Get Ready to Party.
Just Don't go to the Club.
Don't go to the University.
And Stay Away from the Pier.
"On Earth I can change things" - Stand and Deliver
BACK TO SCHOOL
Watch out for those trees.
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U.S. POLITICS GETTING YOU DOWN?
RELIVE THE MADNESS
WITH A NICE CUP OF TEA
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